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WHAT MORE DOES EARTH HAVE TO SHOW US?

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Beloved,

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY! This is the weekend that the lake comes fully alive. Yes, there have been some pontoon boats out on the lake already and one speed boat and a few kayaks (me, too). I had one beautiful day this week. When I get up in the morning, the water is usually so still that you can see the reflection in the water of all things. Usually, that calmness goes away quickly as the wind comes up and the day begins. This particular morning, the water was still calm after my prayers and meditation so I decided I would have a quickie breakfast and go out for a spin in my kayak. I had not done my exercise routine yet but decided to forego it for a trip around the lake. I always feel such a sigh of relief as I get into my kayak. It feels so freeing to be floating in the water (a kayak can sit in the water giving you the feeling of actually being IN the water rather than just on top).
After all the preparation, the water was still smooth. AS I went around the lake, I was noticing who has put their boats out, who has put out their ornaments on their decks or their furniture around the yard so they can sit and enjoy the water. As I went by the town beach, there were about 12 Canadian Geese on one end and a mother and father with 6 baby chicks (who were still yellow) on the other end. In a couple of days, they were on my beach and the chicks were a tan color.

There are still a lot of boats up on dry dock and many homes or cottages have not been prepared for the summer activity. After this weekend, most will be up and running and eagerly awaiting summertime and all of its activities. But for now, I am enjoying the pure bliss of the quiet and being alone on the lake. It is truly a meditation and I can be in my own world of nature. Even after I had gone all around the lake and was back on my own beach, I did not want to get out of the kayak so I allowed myself to just hang out and be blissful. Eventually, I came out and began planning on what I could do outside as the weather was still beautiful and the water was still smooth. I could hardly believe that the water was not rippling because that is a rarity. It turned out to be a day where the wind took a breather for the WHOLE day so I was able to get a lot of yard work done. To be truthful, I kept being drawn to go out on the water again because it was just so beautiful but my arm strength was being used to trim and pull the weeds and dandelions. When you live on the water, you still have a lot of work to do as you don’t just come here for a vacation without the responsibilities of it being your home.

Freedom is being alright with yourself and the world. A man named Michael Bernard Beckwith – The Rev is an inspiration for all of us, he takes me to the peaceful recognition of the magnificent life I have – no matter what appears to be happening. Watch and listen to a part of his album, Transcendance which is available through Amazon.

http://healthierliving.me/let-it-be-alright/

I am in awe of technology. There are so many things in this world that we are not aware of. Can you just imagine what is here and what is coming next? In my wildest dreams, I never conceived of all that I am seeing now. When I was child, we did not even have a telephone and the first TV I saw was in a store window where the owner would let us stay outside and watch and…..it was in black and white. It hardly seems possible what has been developed in my lifetime and what is yet to come. I need to stay young just so I can appreciate what humanity has to offer. Let us appreciate our freedom this weekend and what is yet to come for this magnificent planet. We are one species living on one planet, WE ARE ONE.

http://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-billboard-cleans-air-pollution/

For those of you who are interested in looking up check out EarthSky – meteor shower next week! Also a cute video of Dumbo the octopus!

On the night of May 23-24 – if predictions hold true – Earth might be sandblasted with debris from Comet 209P/LINEAR, resulting in a fine new meteor shower! THAT IS TONIGHT EVERYONE!

http://earthsky.org/earth/video-dumbo-octopus?utm_source=EarthSky+News&utm_campaign=91ad8b1f09-EarthSky_News&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_c643945d79-91ad8b1f09-393982933

I am in a state of AWE right now. What more does our planet Earth have to tell us and show us. How can I not believe in Miracles?

Have a happy and safe Memorial Day Weekend

—
Love and Light

Mary Grace

http://www.IAmMaryGrace.com
http://www.TheWoundedChalice.com
http://www.waleson5.com/marygrace.html

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL

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Beloved,

Happy Mother’s Day! This is a special day for all females whether you have ever borne a child or not. You have the WOMB which I was told by Mother Mary, The Divine Feminine, is the same as the CHALICE. They both hold the Blood of Life. Without you and your female organ, humanity would cease to exist on Earth. See how important and valuable you are? Love yourself and as you do you will spread Love to all you see, touch and even think about. How about Mother Earth or Mother Nature? They are also mothers and they nurture us as we stumble around trying to find out who we are. You are who you are supposed to be. You are right where you are supposed to be. You are doing exactly what you came to Earth for. Honor yourself as God honored you by endowing you with the capacity to create life with the male so that you could propagate LOVE. LOVE is what this planet and humanity needs and that is why you were created female; that you may spread LOVE. Do you know anyone who does not see a baby and make a fool of themselves to make that baby smile, or coo, or just feel safe?

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

A baby asked God, ‘They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?’ God said, ‘Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you.’

The child further inquired, ‘But tell me, here in heaven I don’t have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy.’ God said, ‘Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel’s love and be very happy.’

Again the child asked, ‘And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don’t know the language?’ God said, ‘Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak.’
‘And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?’ God said, ‘Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray.’

‘Who will protect me?’ God said, ‘Your angel will defend you even if it means risking its life.’

‘But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore.’ God said, ‘Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you.’

At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, ‘God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel’s name.’

God said, ‘You will simply call her, ‘Mom.’

Author Unknown

I am so excited as the Baltimore Orioles are here. They are my favorite bird and they are here for only 3 months to mate, have babies and then when the little ones are old enough, they all leave to fly north again. Just before I left for a seminar last Saturday, one appeared at my window and said:” I am here so where is my grape jelly?” So, of course, I got the feeders out and put grape jelly in them before I left for the day. There are so many this year and they are so beautiful; such vibrant orange whose vibrancy is being brought out by the black surrounding it. I have only seen one female and that was on the fly so I don’t know where the females are. Usually the males come first and create the nest and the females follow a little later. There is one junior upstart whose very presence chases away the older ones. He is so aggressive to them; he kicks them out all the time. He even eats aggressively. I am sure he will meet another one who will set him down a peg and then he will be fine. He is young and is feeling his oats.

My lawn has already been mowed three times and the trees are just beginning to bud. There is so much water from the rain and the melting snow that the grass is growing in leaps and bounds. When you live on a lake, there is no lack of moisture for the grass. Mother Nature does give us the beauty that we see all around us. Are you taking the time to enjoy what is outside? You have been cooped up for so many months, spend a few minutes inhaling and enjoying the clean and refreshing outdoor air. Then take minute to look around and marvel at the birth of all the flowers, insects and animals. You will feel loved if you do that. Watch this video and FEEL the love coming at you from everywhere.

Enjoy this short video: Guaranteed to uplift you.
http://lightworkersworld.com/movies/01/i-love-you-video-a-gift-from-sivan-garr/

This is the time of year that we start to move. We clean out our drawers, closets, garages and maybe even our desk. There seems to be much we want to accomplish. I know you think you have much to do, that it is difficult to find the time for yourself. Please watch this video and you will relax, take a breath and feel that ALL IS WELL. The gift of being on earth is to just BE!

Unfolding the Rose

http://llerrah.com/viewcard.php?code=21802

Mother’s Day is a day when most families get together to visit Mom. It is a day to be enjoyed and a day to be with family. Here is a video that will give you the courage to ask all to shut off their cell phones especially the young ones. They need to experience what it is like to actually talk and visit with their family without the interruption of the technology that nags them every minute. If they want technology, share the video with them and watch their attitude change.

http://blog.petflow.com/a-video-everyone-needs-to-see/

This video made me laugh out loud. Females, share this with your males as they will laugh out loud also.
There is nothing better than laughter to open the heart.

http://player.vimeo.com/video/29788887

Have an awesome day however you celebrate it.

—
Love and Light

Mary Grace

http://www.IAmMaryGrace.com
http://www.TheWoundedChalice.com
http://www.waleson5.com/marygrace.html

UPLIFTING, INSPIRATIONAL, FUNNY

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Beloved,

As I am sitting here waiting for inspiration of what I can share with you, my mind seems to have gone blank. The weatherman said last night that this below 0 degree night should be the last we see this winter. It WASSSS so cold. My storm door that I love to sunbathe in front of has ice on the inside blocking the sun. All of a sudden the sun came out and was shining right on me as I sat at this computer.

All of a sudden, I HAD to go and sit in that so warm sun. I put on one of Panache’s musical inspirational compositions which has such a beat that it makes me want to dance and I do use it that way sometimes. It is great to listen to as I sunbathe and my feet keep moving as I am sitting in the sun. I got my chair and took off my warm sweats so I can more sun on my body. Guess what, the clouds came in so there was no sunbathing today.

It is a good thing because I have two doctor appointments this afternoon and I really wanted to send this newsletter off to you this morning before I have to leave. I am still sitting here wondering what I could write that might be uplifting, inspirational and funny. It has been a quiet week but my older son came yesterday to do some small but very important (to me) things around my home. One very important thing was to help me work my VCR so I can watch the newest video from Spiritual Cinema. This DVD won’t work on my computer either so I am totally confused.

Guess what I learned? Not all DVDs play on both computers and VCRs. They usually only play on one or the other. And…my cables for my VCR were in the output section of my TV so my son fixed that for me and now I know how to watch my VCR, it has been so long since I used it. Times like this is when I feel “old”. There are so many changes to our technology that I can’t keep up with it but I know just enough to know there are many things I DON’T know. I also found out that since my TV is not digital that I can’t use an outside antenna to bring in the local channels. I also found out that TV’s now come with ????? that allow you to connect your computer to the TV and you can scroll the internet while watching it on your TV. I am now going to look aT getting a new TV which is digital. THAT will be another learning experience to figure out how to run these darn technological toys. (Is this the funny thing I wanted to share?????) It can be. It all depends on how you look at IT. As I am rereading this for errors, it is making me laugh at my ignorance and yet my innocence about all this.

Here is a clip that I think might bring a smile to your face. I KNOW my kids don’t really know me or what I am all about. Someday they just might just find out just like these students did. Uplifting!

http://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/inspired/students-find-teachers-secret-identity-as-baby-cuddler.html

Who would have thought that our Congress would ever have a speaker such as this. It brings me such hope for our planet when ALL beliefs are recognized as being part of the ONE.

OK! that was inspirational and this next one is the funny one I promised you.

http://www.flixxy.com/towel-comedy-act-by-les-beaux-freres.htm

This is one that I promise you will reduce your blood pressure and bring peace to your heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgKJSk8jMkA

NOW, I will scoot as I need to get on the road for my appointments.

—
Love and Light

Mary Grace

http://www.IAmMaryGrace.com
http://www.TheWoundedChalice.com
http://www.waleson5.com/marygrace.html