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SUBCONSCIOUS DREAMS

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Beloved,

Have you ever had a dream where you feel anxious when you wake up?
That is the way I started this morning. I woke up at 6AM and was
cold. How many of you just suffer with the cold temperature rather
than getting up and getting another blanket? My thermostats are set
to reduce the temperature 5 degrees when it is dark so the heat does
not come on until the daylight appears or the temperature goes below
60 degrees. Since the night temperature is not as cold as usual, it
takes much longer for the thermostat to kick in.

Sooo, I just snuggled down deeper and curled up to stay warm until
I felt ready to get up. That was when I had the dream and usually
going back to sleep has me dream whatever has been on my mind. I
volunteered to be a participant in a research study on women’s
health, nutrition and physical activity. It is being done by UMass
Medical School and they were looking for women 65 years of age and
older. I qualified and felt this was one way to help my fellow
sisters and it is easy.

I need to record everything I put in my mouth on a daily basis and
they will call me three times during the test week to verify what
I ingest. Let me be truthful, I need to record everything because
I would forget what I had yesterday or this morning. It is my
choice to do it this way so when they call, I can give them an
accurate report. It is not a prerequisite. I also wear a belt that
has two objects on it, one is a GPS so they can record where I am.
Not that I am being followed but so that when I mark down what
activity I am involved in, they can have the corresponding location.
I do not wear it to bed. I put it on the charger when I remove it
and then it is powered for the next day.

It is amazing how I was not “aware” of how much water I drink in one
day. I thought it was 6 to 8 glasses but in reality it is about
5 glasses. This is only my third day so I will probably discover that
as I run around on errands, I will drink more because I always carry
a glass bottle of my delicious well water in the car. I always have
the same breakfast which I was told is extremely common for people.
I kind of chuckle as I go through my day to discover that I would
not do this for myself but in doing this to help others, I am
learning a lot more about myself. Has that ever happened to you?

Sooo, back to my dream. I dreamt that I was in a warehouse type of
building with about 6 other people. It was our job to send the
package? back at the end of our shift and pack up our computers
to go home. I went to the bathroom and was having a problem seeing
clearly so it took me much longer than usual. As I came out, the
guard told me that I was late and the bus was getting ready to leave.
I left the package there and tried to get my computer in its case.
Not seeing very well, I was having a lot of trouble doing it. All
of a sudden guard told me the bus was leaving and I would have to run
to catch up. Otherwise, I had no way of getting home.

I woke up at 8:30 this morning, much later than usual and Friday is
my busiest day of the week. My heart was beating fast and I did not
feel rested and was feeling a lot of anxiety. What occurs in your
dream is what your body is experiencing in reality.

I do not usually have nightmares but occasionally have these anxiety
dreams and it usually involves me being left all alone somewhere and
not knowing how to get back home. I always related it to my being
left in an unknown city by my schoolmates and chaperones which also
included my dad. I had to go to the bathroom and the only one was
across the street but when I came out, no one I knew was there. I
was so confused, I didn’t know what to do. But…I remembered that
I was told if this ever happened that I was to stay where I was
because someone would know where I was last seen. It took a couple
of hours for someone to find me because they were looking across
the street which was a 6 lane road with barriers down the middle.
It was where everyone had gotten on the bus and not at the last
place I had gone. My dad was furious with me and the rest of that
trip to NH was not pleasant.

Isn’t it amazing that my subconscious will not let go of this
although it happened 65 years ago. Please, please be loving and
patient with your child or anyone who has gone through a trauma
because if it is not resolved, it will last a lifetime. I must be
feeling anxious about doing this research although I do not “feel”
that I am. This dream is always an indication to me that I am
concerned about “something”. See what a “test” does to my mind. I am
trying to be very accurate with my reporting. I remember not being
able to pass the typing and shorthand tests because once I knew
it was a test, my mind would go blank when they said go. Boy,
I haven’t thought about that in years. Our minds are incredible
aren’t they. What is buried in your subconscious? Love whatever
it is and forgive anyone involved because if you or the other person
knew how to do better, you would have and so would they. My dad had
been terrified and could not let it go so he shouted at me and was
upset for the whole trip. Although the nuns were loving and
understanding, the scolding from Dad has been with me my whole life.

What do you dream about? What are you anxious about? If you
pay attention to your dreams, it will lead you to discovering
your subconscious concerns or joy. Do we lead double lives? We
sure do, one during the day and one during sleep time. I record
the dreams I remember and it has been exactly one month since
my last remembered dream. I am usually peaceful when I wake and this
dream made me appreciate and be thankful for ALL the mornings I
wake up in peace.

Speaking about the nuns, have you heard of St Malachy and his
predictions for our Popes? Click on this link and find out.

http://www.irishcentral.com/roots/St-Malachy-predicted-Pope-Benedicts-successor-will-be-last-pope-190715001.html

Speaking about different perspectives, a friend send me this link.
Wonderful video – the 40th anniversary of the famous ‘Blue Marble’
photograph taken of Earth from space, Planetary Collective presents
a short film documenting astronauts’ life-changing stories of seeing
the Earth from the outside – a perspective-altering experience often
described as the Overview Effect. Stunning!

http://vimeo.com/55073825

Love and Light

Mary Grace
www.IAmMaryGrace.com
www.TheWoundedChalice.com
http:www.waleson5.com/marygrace.html

PO Box 403
Wales, MA 01081, USA
413-245-3977

GRASSHOPPERS & ILLUSION MADE MANIFEST

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Beloved,

Happy Labor Day!!! Does it feel like fall to you? We have had
several nights now in the 50’s which is so good for sleeping. And…
the kids are going back to school so I guess it is time to rev up
our engine and get busy. This summer I found myself not “wanting”
to do anything. Whether it was the heat or just my body taking a
prolonged rest, I am not sure. I so enjoy the heat except it makes
it feel so much colder when you go in any of the buildings that house
grocery stores, doctors, hardware or clothing. I thought we were
supposed to conserve energy, it certainly does not feel that the
companies are conserving.

Have you ever had something happen to you that you would have thought
was impossible? Were you grateful that you had a “witness” so others
would not think you were crazy? Now, I believe that there is a reason
for everything that happens even when we can’t find a reason for it.
You might find out the reason years later, they are part of AHA moments.

I know that all things are connected, not just living things but even
rocks which appear not to have life but they actually do, they are
formed from living organisms. Everything on earth has a vibration
and frequency. Some things like rocks just vibrate at a much slower
speed and some like the hummingbird have a very high vibration and
frequency. Have you ever felt the energy of a crystal?

For years now, I try to be aware of what is happening around me and
to me. I have a special bond with ALL animals as I know they allow
themselves to be used as messengers for us. Have you ever had the
experience of an animal or insect suddenly appearing out of their
normal context? Whether that is out of their “season” or their
normal habitat? Has an animal suddenly crossed in front of your car?
Or you notice a bird flying that you never noticed before?

There is a fence that separates the Lakeland Beach from my yard.
When I came to my home here for the first time with a realtor, a
Great blue Heron met us at the gate between the beach and my yard.
Now, they never walk across a beach as they only walk at the water’s
edge. I KNEW that was sign to me that this was to be my home. Has
anything like that ever happened to you?

Last Sunday, I watered my plants outside before leaving to go to
a Meet-Up with other spiritually minded people. I felt something
bite me on my left buttocks but could not find anything. I came in
the house and took off my pants and checked them but again nothing.
I didn’t pay any more attention and when my friend came, we took off
with me driving the hour long trip.

While we were in the circle and listening to the presenter, I felt a
bite on my right buttocks so I put my hand there. It felt like a
round scaly thing like something had dried on my pants? But…it
was not on the outside of my pants and since I did not want to
disturb the speaker, I just got up and shook my leg and my pants with
my hand hoping something would fall out of the leg. No activity.

When the break came, I went to the ladies room so I could check. I
took off my outer pants and there was nothing there. I took off my
underpants and nearly fainted in shock. There was a GRASSHOPPER
attached to them. I was in shock and my mind would not work as to
what to do now. I noticed some feet in the next stall so I asked
the person who she was. It turned out to be the assistant to the
presenter so I opened the stall door a little and showed her my
underpants with the grasshopper attached.

I did not want to kill it so I asked her if she would shake them
out of the window but I think she was scared of the grasshopper
so she suggested that I flick it off and leave it in the bathroom.
Since I still could not think, I flicked it and it hopped onto the
floor and under the sink. I then got dressed and joined the group
who had been told of my “episode”. They were all as shocked as I was
except we were all giggling. HOW did it get there, everyone wanted
to know. It must have done quite a large leap up my pant legs when
I was watering the outside plants. How else could it have gotten
there?

My shock was that it had survived my sitting in the car for an hour
and then my squishing it when I felt the bite. Why did it not
shake out? It must have attached itself to the cotton in my underwear.
I never knew that grasshoppers bite, I used to catch them all the time
when I was a child. I could find no bite marks but had two small round
black marks on my white jeans. They must have been caused by some
secretion that came from him? Also, since I “felt” the bite on both
sides of my body, left being female and right being male, I knew
that my Divine Masculine and Divine Feminine are now balanced. What
a gift that was and what a way to receive the message.

ie, I asked Jesus why I received the message in that manner and he
simply said that I was not listening to my guidance so it came
through in a way that I would pay attention to. What a gift!!!

Pay attention to that still small voice which is your guidance.

By the way, as I was leaving the meeting, I took a cup and caught
the grasshopper. I let it go outside and was teased about having
the grasshopper crossing state lines as I live in Massachusetts but
was leaving it in Connecticut.

I have an Animal-Speak book by Ted Andrews which is a Comprehensive
Dictionary of Animal, Bird,& Reptile Symbolism. I checked it when
I got home even though I knew that Grasshoppers symbolize leaping
forward. The key note is: Uncanny Leaps Forward. I will accept that
gift.

Some interpretations are: Grasshoppers have a knack for being
in the warmth and light and knowing when to make their leaps. Trust
your own instincts and rhythms. Listen to your own inner voice to
know when to make your moves in any area of your life. Sometimes
grasshopper can show up if we are not listening or if we are afraid
to make the leap off our mound. Many times Grasshopper people have
to learn to make new leaps. Life only becomes difficult when they
refuse to move.

Has a grasshopper shown up in your life?

When the Great blue Heron showed up, I checked the book also. It’s
Keynote is: Aggressive Self-Determination and Self-Reliance. It
reflects an aggressive movement toward opportunities that present
themselves. I KNEW without looking at the book that it was definitely
a sign from God that this is where I supposed to live. I still
checked the book though as it is fun to get confirmation.

Miracles are only illusion made manifest. Here is something
that we would have thought was a miracle except we have concrete
proof that is created by the earth and the minds of a creator.

This shows amazing creativity, but is also a strong
indication of the competition the Western world can
expect from China and other developing countries
in the decades ahead.

http://www.flixxy.com/volkswagen-levitating-car.htm

Love and Light

Mary Grace
www.TheWoundedChalice.com
www.IAmMaryGrace.com
http://www.waleson5.com/marygrace.html

PO Box 403
Wales, MA 01081, USA
413-245-3977

AHA MOMENTS & NEW AWARENESS

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Beloved,

Thank you so much for hanging in there with me and my
cataract surgeries. I have climbed out of the hole of despair
and am now back to “normal”??? I have had quite a few AHA
moments as Oprah calls them and I would like to share just a
few with you.

Before surgery I was able to see close but not far, now I see
far but not close. Quite a switch and we humans just love
changes don’t we? I realize now that there are many meanings
to the word “see” or “sight” that I was not aware of before .
How many times have you heard: Don’t you get the picture (see)?
You are looking at it the wrong way (perception or sight). Don’t
you see? These axioms came from somewhere but they have such
a depth of meaning and truth.

I could not see far (the whole picture) without help but I could
see up close (details). Now I can see far but not close without
help. What does all of this mean? Am I being asked to “see”
everyone as whole and to “see” details close up but only with
the help of the one I am looking at? Does this mean I am to
give up judgment of others unless they ask for my help? To
just accept them as they are (whole) until I get more hind”sight”?

When I look at things far away I can “see’ everything that
encompasses the whole but when I look close, I need
to be finite in my vision and focus on one thing. That concept
even pertains to the past and present. The present is the
“whole” and the past is hindsight (details) even if the past
was only a moment ago. Is this why we are being asked to
stay in the moment so we can “see” the entirety of the situation.

This is too deep even for me, I think it will take a while to
sink in to my brain in its entirety. I am always so thrilled to
get a deeper meaning of what the great writers, teachers and
poets have told us so long ago. Things don’t really change
do they? Only our perspective changes.

It is that time again. Healing with the Masters is back and
you know how much I think of Jennifer McLean and the
special teachers she brings on board to enlighten our
minds and our hearts. Did I say it is free? And…..
if you can’t make a call you have 24 – 48 hours to
listen to the replay. I am grateful for this option as
there are times I cannot be available just at the time
of the call.

Healing with the Masters is a teleseminar series
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and speaker, Jennifer McLean. This 12-week
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I also wanted to share something else with you. there
is so much info coming in right now, can you tell it
is time to return to school. Even as adults, we never
stop learning and I am grateful for all the sharing that
occurs. Let’s be like these kids and have an open
mind with a different perspective (sight) and let’s
laugh at our naivete. We deserve to laugh
out loud and not take ourselves so seriously.

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before
I got here.
—————————— ————————–
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map
and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who
discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
______________________________ ______
TEACHER: John, why are you doing
your math multiplication
on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without
using tables.
______________________________ ____________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell
‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong,
but you asked me how
I spell it.
(I Love this child)
______________________________ ______________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical
formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
______________________________ ____
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important
thing we have today that we
didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
______________________________ ____________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get
so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the
ground than you are.
______________________________ _________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence
starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say,
‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth
letter of the alphabet.’
______________________________ __
TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father’s
cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why
his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the
axe in his hand…..
______________________________ ________
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom
is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on
‘My Dog’ is exactly the same
as your brother’s..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
______________________________ _____
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a
person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer
interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
______________________________ ____
PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE
SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE!!

Love and Light
Mary Grace
www.TheWoundedChalice.com
www.TheWoundedChalice.com /blog
[email protected]